CV

Friday, 01 January 2021 @ 00:00
No one ever cared about this

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Chrono stuff

Year ? What happened
1989 ๐Ÿ‘ถ I was born
2008 ๐ŸŽ“ I graduated with bad grades
2011 ๐Ÿฅณ I found a Job Java consultant
2012 ๐Ÿคฆ I badly (or boldly) dropped studies. Because who cares about his own education? Everyone but me!
2013 ๐Ÿฅฑ I was still a java consultant. different clients. This time was stuff for Public administration
2014 ๐Ÿ˜ซ Still a java consultant. yet another different client. This time it was a Function Points application
2015 ๐Ÿ˜• I started working for a startup (300 people and something like that. A really odd job in a really odd company)
2016 ๐Ÿ’ I got Married
2017 ๐Ÿ“บ I worked as a javascript frontend developer and I made some cool stuff in AngularJS for a WebTV platform
2018 โšก I switched to work as a Whatever stuff developer in a cool startup in the Energy sector
2019 ๐Ÿ˜Ž I grew from the whatever stuff developer to the one who do and manage stuff (really similar to a CTO but without the perks)
2020 ๐Ÿ˜ž I fought every day to becoming a CTO since that was I was really doing. I failed miserably
2020 ๐Ÿ‘ผ I had a daughter
2021 ๐ŸŒฎ I changed life and went back to be a Seรฑor developer (with maracas and stuff)
2022 ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช A castrophic event happened to my employer. I found myself working for a German startup

Skills

Honestly: I do stuff, I survived enough to see myself become the villain.

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